January 10, 2006
... what he really wants to do is rap. According to Allhiphop, Patrick Swayze "is finally experimenting with rap music." (Their words, my emphasis. Who was waiting for this? Oh, right, ME.) In the Swayzlestick's words, he's using “rap rhythms as an emotional undercurrent for ballads.”
I'd make some jokes about this (or his recent appearance in a Ja Rule video), but everybody knows nobody puts Baby in the corner, lest they invoke the throat-ripping wrath of Dalton.
Instead, I'll try to be constructive, and point Mr. Swayze in the direction of my good friend Alex, who has at least one hot rhyme up for grabs in his Free Unused Rap Lyric Compendium. That should help start Swayze on his undoubtedly illustrious rap career, even if it does indebt him to a private performance for Alex.
Posted by starlen at January 10, 2006 9:34 PM
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Truth is stranger than fiction...at least I assume there is at least a nugget of truth here. And if there is, it is better than anything I could ever make up.
"Fear.....Love....."
Posted by: CJB at January 13, 2006 7:57 AM
