December 2, 2005
It's December, and that means a couple of things:
- I need to hurry up and post the inanities of my Thanksgiving festivities (it involves evaporated turkey meat, carbonated brussels sprout, and my vomit, among other things) before it's completely beside the point, and
- It's getting close to that magic day, when people should be buying me all sorts of gifts (this is probably Christmas, but feel free to buy me presents in honor of Hanukkah or Kwanzaa).
So, in order to make your task easier, I'm going to highlight a few things I want this month, starting with this gem:
It's a portrait of one of my favorite intellectual giants, Rush Limbaugh, "as he protects 'Lady Liberty' and 'Miss Justice' from the lecherous tentacles of the forked-tongued Bill and his cronies." (Which appears to be Hillary . . . and who?) And it's a steal at only $20! Autographed! Click to be whisked away to the site of fantasy illustrator Clyde Caldwell, where you can spy the full majesty of the painting. And then get on top of this now, people, because my gift requests are only going to get more expensive.
I'm assuming his new muscle-y awesomeness is owed at least in part to the physique-enhancing effects of inhaling Oxy-Contin at the rate a horse eats through hay.
Posted by starlen at December 2, 2005 1:16 AM
